Monday, March 20, 2006

Here's your passport to Little Ireland

First of all, check this out (look below) :




isn't it cool. crystal and i went on a little tour in acid bar after service last saturday, cos it was free and you get to sample some drinks too. there were 7 stops to the whole tour, and it was only at the 2nd and last station that you got to try those drinks. at the end of the tour, they give you a guiness shirt.

the beer we got to try at station 2 was really smooth cos they left it on some machine that would evaporate some stuff (i don't know what) within the beer, thus leaving it smooth and creamy. very enjoyable. according to the lady, its best tasted when accompanied with some dark chocolate.

and then off to the last station which actually was my favourite. you get to try 2 small cups of guiness. the first one with added blackcurrent, and the other, the original guiness stout. love the blackcurrent one. very addictive. the original guiness stout wasn't that bad at all but tastes really ah-jekish. not my type. its got the punch though.

here's probably what everyone doesn't know, okay maybe only me. GUINESS is an irish beer. maybe its just the kopitiam retirees, who make guiness seem so undesirable. those rowdy ol' man who sit around with their singlets and brown camel shorts, wasting their prime years away gulping guiness down their river throats, feeling orgasmic when the ghim moh beer lady with the super mini skirt and thighs looking like roadmarkers on a map (vericose veins) and lots of cellulite, comes to serve him his guiness. its all about the image. when you think guiness, you actually think "ABC hei(1) pi(2) jiu(3)".

the tour has definitely been an eye opener. i'll probably be choosing guiness over any other beer next time, cos its extremely easy on the throat unlike the others i've tasted before.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The moon is blue tonight
So come over with your bottle of beer
Bring some cigarettes
Carry your gun
AND IM NOT GONNA TYPE OUT THE LAST LINE.

btw, its blackcurrAnt.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

then i shall complete my ingenious poem

The moon is blue tonight
So come on over with your bottle of beer
Bring some ciggarettes, Carry your gun
And we'll make love by the moonlight

10:38 PM  

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