pleasure in pain

here's a little funny facts about angelina jolie. really, read them. she's weird, queer whatever name you have for her, but yea, they are such laugh-abouts. here goes...


she used to have a tatoo on her V.


As a child, Jolie wanted to become a funeral director.


She eats nothing but red meat.


She like surrealism and self-help books.


She likes women more than men.


She thinks that Cheerios are the "greatest food in the world".


She collects vampire books.


Angelina and Billy own a bird named Alice but she's afraid it doesn't like her! Billy taught it how to say 'fuck you' but it can't pronounce the "f".


Angelina has a pet rat named Harry and she feeds it pumpkin pie.


She is of Czecholslovakian, English and Native American Heritage.


She is openly bisexual.


She loves putting on a lot of lotion.


She knows how to tango.


Her favorite feature about herself is the way her veins take shape on her forearms. (the way her veins pop out, nice.)


She has always felt like she looked like a Muppet.


Maddox's favourite Disney Character is Dumbo!