Lady Bird Something
today's a stay home day just like yesterday. don't you just love sprinting to toilets, feeling the falls of diarrhea squirting out from the little black hole.
alright im weak. my mom thinks im getting 'food poisoning' so often cos i hardly eat deep fried oily food so when i do take those food, my stomach/gastric rejects it. so apparently, fish and chips on friday made me ill.
the cat/dog's been coming to my house to poop and pee. but we get the town council guy to clean them now. my mom's a little smarter. she suggested laying newspapers at the area the animal poops. and every since, my house's animal waste free. maybe its the faces on the newspaper that scares the creature away.
my parents must be damn sad im home today, cos they can't make love like they normally do.
today's a stay home day just like yesterday. don't you just love sprinting to toilets, feeling the falls of diarrhea squirting out from the little black hole.
alright im weak. my mom thinks im getting 'food poisoning' so often cos i hardly eat deep fried oily food so when i do take those food, my stomach/gastric rejects it. so apparently, fish and chips on friday made me ill.
the cat/dog's been coming to my house to poop and pee. but we get the town council guy to clean them now. my mom's a little smarter. she suggested laying newspapers at the area the animal poops. and every since, my house's animal waste free. maybe its the faces on the newspaper that scares the creature away.
my parents must be damn sad im home today, cos they can't make love like they normally do.
1 Comments:
yknow, i wanted to tag to tell you to update this morning?
anyway! THE LAST LINE IS SO DAMN FUNNY! (Im sure by the time you are reading this tag, you'd have read my nick already)
and walao, i had 2 fried fish filet today okay! feel so :S now.
okay talk to you online. bye.
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