are you from china?
china bells
i didn't go to school today again, and yay! i've missed school for 2 days in a row already! love it. its so much better than wasting your time in school not knowing what to do, feeling lethargic all the time. its so much more productive to stay at home, and to just REVISE. we need a whole week off break before the mid-years so that we can do some really INTENSIVE REVISION/ STUDY CAMP all by ourselves at home. better than sitting our asses off on hard contorted plastic chairs, leaning our bodies over dumb plastic tables with the retards frm CDAC who always leave their food behind, like some really early greeting snack. and recess is suppose to be everyone's favorite subject, but it isn't when you're in a school with very horrible canteen food.
let' see...
stall 1 (fried bee hoon stall): small servings that cost more than it should actually cost. DIRTY LIKE HELL. dumb aunty likes to give you your change back by dumping those coins on their very oily counter, WHEN YOUR HAND IS RAISED RIGHT INFRONT OF HER. their toast is not too bad, but i think it sucks big time still. THE FOOD'S OILY LIKE SHIT. observe how the older aunty (lao ah so) cooks. YUCKS! and the lao uncle suffers frm dementia i think. cos he is just blur like _____.
stall 2 (yu yuan mian stall): its okay.
stall 3 (yong tau foo stall): houseflies land on their dishes and people eat them. dirty man, dirty food, dirty utensils, dirty counters. EVERYTHING IS DIRTY. and their chilli stinks like God Damn Hell. but its always the shortest queue.
stall 4 (western food stall): very clean. but ex like cheap. have you ever eaten something that costs like $3 on a plate in a HIGH SCHOOL CANTEEN?
stall 5 (mixed rice/ cai fan): uncle gives alot BUT TOO MUCH. and the food looks like PIG FOOD. so sorry. but its like a heap and 'NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION' looking. the rice tastes like pandan leaves. the dishes taste like pandan as well. and there's ALOT OF MSG ADDED IN THEIR FOOD.
stall 6 (chicken rice): clean, fast and good. but i don't like chicken rice.
stall 7 (malay stall): UNCOOKED RICE. hard like rocks, and they come in BIG LUMPS. the chicken drumstick looks horrible, cos it looks like a log. wonder how many chickens they sacrifice just for their legs. audrey found a worm in her plate ages ago. but they have nice spinach.
stall 8 (drinks stall): drink all you want lah.
and i started my chemistry tuition yesterday in mavis tutorial centre. and the tutor is funny in a very KAO PEH way. she was telling this guy, "why are you staring at the board. you better not be copying the answers of i'll dig your eyeballs." and she asked me if i was frm china. cos when she spoke to me, i spoke in a weird manner. cos i was trying to clear my throat, and she speaks really quickly with a heavy indian accent.
AND IM NOT FRM CHINA!
china bells
i didn't go to school today again, and yay! i've missed school for 2 days in a row already! love it. its so much better than wasting your time in school not knowing what to do, feeling lethargic all the time. its so much more productive to stay at home, and to just REVISE. we need a whole week off break before the mid-years so that we can do some really INTENSIVE REVISION/ STUDY CAMP all by ourselves at home. better than sitting our asses off on hard contorted plastic chairs, leaning our bodies over dumb plastic tables with the retards frm CDAC who always leave their food behind, like some really early greeting snack. and recess is suppose to be everyone's favorite subject, but it isn't when you're in a school with very horrible canteen food.
let' see...
stall 1 (fried bee hoon stall): small servings that cost more than it should actually cost. DIRTY LIKE HELL. dumb aunty likes to give you your change back by dumping those coins on their very oily counter, WHEN YOUR HAND IS RAISED RIGHT INFRONT OF HER. their toast is not too bad, but i think it sucks big time still. THE FOOD'S OILY LIKE SHIT. observe how the older aunty (lao ah so) cooks. YUCKS! and the lao uncle suffers frm dementia i think. cos he is just blur like _____.
stall 2 (yu yuan mian stall): its okay.
stall 3 (yong tau foo stall): houseflies land on their dishes and people eat them. dirty man, dirty food, dirty utensils, dirty counters. EVERYTHING IS DIRTY. and their chilli stinks like God Damn Hell. but its always the shortest queue.
stall 4 (western food stall): very clean. but ex like cheap. have you ever eaten something that costs like $3 on a plate in a HIGH SCHOOL CANTEEN?
stall 5 (mixed rice/ cai fan): uncle gives alot BUT TOO MUCH. and the food looks like PIG FOOD. so sorry. but its like a heap and 'NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION' looking. the rice tastes like pandan leaves. the dishes taste like pandan as well. and there's ALOT OF MSG ADDED IN THEIR FOOD.
stall 6 (chicken rice): clean, fast and good. but i don't like chicken rice.
stall 7 (malay stall): UNCOOKED RICE. hard like rocks, and they come in BIG LUMPS. the chicken drumstick looks horrible, cos it looks like a log. wonder how many chickens they sacrifice just for their legs. audrey found a worm in her plate ages ago. but they have nice spinach.
stall 8 (drinks stall): drink all you want lah.
and i started my chemistry tuition yesterday in mavis tutorial centre. and the tutor is funny in a very KAO PEH way. she was telling this guy, "why are you staring at the board. you better not be copying the answers of i'll dig your eyeballs." and she asked me if i was frm china. cos when she spoke to me, i spoke in a weird manner. cos i was trying to clear my throat, and she speaks really quickly with a heavy indian accent.
AND IM NOT FRM CHINA!
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