what the world will never take

pour unto our souls a revival of DRUMS AND STRINGS?!

there was this freaking crazy ass guy who stepped on my slipper (actually my dad's cos i was wearing his) and he FLUNG ME OUT OF THE TRAIN. he deserves my middle finger for that heroic chilvalrous act. and guess what i said to him, "WHAT THE -UCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" *if your above 18, hey ho the word is FUCK. but if you aren't, boo hoo its DUCK* those are the exact words i said to him. and guess what next? HE CONFRONTED ME AND THREATENED TO BASH MY BALLS UP. ouch. what a man. i wish i could pull his pants and undies off and slap those suspending balls.

me: what the fuck is wrong with you?!
HERO: SHE ME FUCK? NE GANG CAI JIANG SHE ME?!
me: wo jiang ne wei she me tui wo.
HERO: WAH, LAI WO QU WEN WO DE REN SHI BU SHI WO TUI NE DE. SHI HOU MIAN DE REN TUI HOR!
(HERO held tightly onto my guitar and dragged me to the door of the train and he shouted into the train...)
HERO: NE MEN YOU MEI YOU KAN DAO WO TUI TA?
(he was the only one behind me and obviously SOME FORCES pushed him.)
HERO: NE JIANG SHE ME FUCK? SHE ME FUCK? HUH NE YAO FUCK WO DE!
me: -stares at guy, thinks: why would i wanna fuck an old asshole-
HERO: -GRABBED MY GUITAR VERY TIGHTLY AND SWUNG IT WITH ALOT OF FORCE-
me: -raised middle finger back at him-

what a loser. and seriously, if he didn't push, HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS SAYING "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" TO HIM AT ALL. well, he's a fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shitty assed OLD AH-BENG. dumbo, she me ren? ne jiao ren, wo jiao MAH TA ah. then i was telling terkey, how i wished he would punch me cos he would be in dip dip shit, cos HE WILL BE SUED OFF HIS SHITTY ASSED PANTS. and if he punched me, i would call the cops and hold onto him tightly and let him drag me along so the cops would detain him THERE AND THEN.

and this bloody old guy, cut my queue when i was in cold storage getting my drink of the day. like fuck your grandmother! he was like so guilty cos he kept looking back, and i stared at him and tap my feet and kept tossing my coins in my hands. and he paid for 6 pacs of freaking hell MEATBALLS. asshole. GREEN TEA outwins MEATBALL. i pray that that poor poor fellow and his family would choke on those cute lovely grey meatballs. god blast your ass and you meatballs...

so here you have, a really fucked up day of bella koh's fucked up day.

smile always,
YOUR FRIEND WHO DOESN'T CURSE.