Tuesday, February 27, 2007

feels like gravel

brother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU FALL YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

mother: i think you better throw your shoes away cos they make you fall.

i think we had the funniest fall ever. if i saw someone fall like us, it will be really really difficult to wipe that ugly sight out of my head.

it was just plain clumsy and hilarious!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

2 OPTIONS

i wish to rant and get things off my chest sohere's what i really have to say...

fundamentally, for all that you've addressed today,
bottom line: i think i know you care.

you were spot on about many things

but a part of it came across as insults -
failing our families and society?

serve fully or leave,
i get it.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

YAY!

the girl's back, her __________ saved her!

and because chinese new year is so boring, my parents are bringing us to lounge. they EVEN asked if she would like to join us.

(okay, so maybe my parents are pretty cool after all)

i think we're going to have to try VERY HARD to not do anything silly infront of my parents.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

MELISSA P.

while YOU'RE doing work in audio class,

i did not expect you to:
surprise me under my block early in the morning
bake for me (i really thought it was for janine)

and...

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

i enjoyed the surprise, love your banana unintended pudding cake with a border around it and cigarette thing

together with patrick starfish.

i hope you love the new bras and tongue stud.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

SHA(RED)

while waiting f0r TEO FUN GI to come,

I AM IN AWE OF PRODUCT (RED)'s MARKETING/ BRANDING PROGRAMME.

(sarah's calling me a convert)

the brains behind everything.

Monday, February 12, 2007

playing with probability

TFG -

Original:
The Favourite Girl

Li [Darwin] Jia's evolution:
Tan Fook Guan

Now as we all know it:
Teo Fun Gus
and
Teo Fun Gi

Saturday, February 10, 2007

hello i'm mainstream
and i'm indie

A dedicated entry to the INDIE'D team
(the overwhelming oestrogen and a mono testosterone)

I LOVE YOU ALL.

WE WORK TOO WELL TOGETHER.

its hard to find people who can keep up to it.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

i have never ever...

felt this stressed before. (downs a shot)

it sucks to work with incompetent people who are irresponsible all at the same time.
they deserve to be screwed.
and i do not care if im a christian taught about grace.

screw you all in the board room, fucked ups.

_ | _

i look forward to walking you to class, bus rides home, walking you home, spending time over at your place,

because YAY!

Monday, February 05, 2007

i puked all over her bed
and myself

our drinking session was crazy.

we had baileys, kahlua (the name makes me want to puke), tequila, and absolut vanilla.

i got so drunk i believe i passed out.

i didn't know i puked all over her bed and myself until i woke up at 7 and she told me so.

i have totally no recollection of the things that had happened.

which were: they made her dance for a few seconds, sarah puked like mad in the toilet, jules set the alarm off cos he had to pee, it woke her parents up, jules dared sarah to make out with leraine, they did not

Sunday, February 04, 2007

5 Girls 2 Guys

at 5.51am

THE.BUSINESS.PLAN.IS.FUCKING.DONE
complete with cover page

we will drink tonight and make love like we should.

EVERYBODY, GO FUCK YOUR PROJECT MATE.

(peace)

Saturday, February 03, 2007

PROZAC

rushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrush
rushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrushrush

this sunday, after 8, will be hours of great rest and EXTREME PLEASURE.

(SCREAMS AND RUN AROUND LIKE A FUCKING MAD KONG BUSHMAN)